my trousers have become uncomfortably snug
my belt is suddenly a notch too tight
i prayed for a few extra inches below the waist
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Oh my, Jacob...clever...so catchingly cleaver...this is good...(you devil) ... Lare
Hello, a.j., nice to 'meet' you. This is great - hysterical, in fact. Well done! Warmest regards, CJ
Jacob, you cracked me up, totally!