You gotta be a bull, my friend;
don't never be no steer.
The first has means to procreate;
the other's line ends here.
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I burst out laughing at the finish of reading this Cowboy-gem. This goes to MyPoemList and therefore should be in a monthly list in the next few months. I'm a steer indeed but still got my own " Rocky Mountain Oysters" . I don't 'pack guns'; I pack my bull balls, in my double-hung, steer-hide gun holsters. bri ;)
You are the bull champion, Cowboy. I've never known anyone more full of bull than you!