I was sitting on my lonesome in a corner of the bar.
Contemplating as I drank an ice cold beer,
when a man from Loozeanna who was kinda under par
started shouting out for all the world to hear.
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that must be an old photo of you have on ph OR you lied about your age! i guess he was lucky you didn't nail to the floor the part that momma hadn't seen in while. i would be remiss (if that is the correct/right word) if i didn't mention that over here we (at least i) say by my lonesome, not on my lonesome. you brits just talk funny! and is a Texican a person from texas/mexico area? in new york state, near where i grew up, there are towns with the names mexico and liverpool. not that that is important for you to know! thanks for sharing. very humourous/humorous. :) bri
He was shaken for a minute then he got up once again. Started in like he was coming back for more, So I kicked him where his mother hasn't looked since he was ten. Then I nailed his ears down firmly to the floor. , , , , hahhahaah
Tom- a little light humor will fit the bill. You were one tough hombre from the U.K.- you kicked him where his mama hadn't looked since he was ten-good line. A fun write
I am really enjoying reading your poetic tales! I love the way you frolic in language.