Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Ballad Of Dodgy Dave The Preacher Man (A Spoof Of Me) Comments

Rating: 5.0

He stood tall and strong
with a Bible in one hand
and a fist of iron as the other.
No one cusses during his sermons
...
Read full text

David Harris
COMMENTS
Alison Cassidy 06 March 2008

Whoops, sorry David, I thought this was about Rev Ian Paisley! I always recall Dave Allen's wonderful story (delivered in a strong Northern Irish accent) about a fearsome preacher with eyes aflame speaking of the great judgment day. 'So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth' and a little old lady in the congregation saying 'but Rev, what shall I do? I have no teeth'. To which the terrifying preacher replied: 'Teeth will be provided.' Great poem, by the way. love, Allie ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

0 0 Reply
JoAnn McGrath 27 February 2008

Sounds just like the type of preacher the town of 'Dodge' needs...your hired! Love this and know this soft spoken soft hearted man is nothing like the picture he paints here...but I'm sure everyone listens to your words because they come fom that big soft heart: O) hugs lil sis

0 0 Reply
Lynda Robson 27 February 2008

Hey David, I laughed when I read this, this is of course your alter-ego,10 for this Lynda xx

0 0 Reply

'He knew who the sinners were'.... erk... stop looking at me! D, this isn't an inaccurate picture.... except I never did agree with the 'Dodgy' bit. You're as straight and kind as they come. t x

0 0 Reply
David Harris

David Harris

Bradfield, England
Close
Error Success