Cock the frying pan over the hot stove
drop some crispy pigs out of their droves
You'll get high off the grease
growing round and obese
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I know some for whom....well, you make that ultimate end so relatable. I am tempted to copy this and post it on some fridges. This is a brilliant Limerick.
I guess that wouldn't be the worst way to go... Funny and probably accurate