I was sitting at the traffic lights
and looking straight ahead;
I was pumping up the motor for
the traffic lights were red,
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I was absolutely wondering where he had gone. Thank you for solving the mystery in such an entertaining way.
Tom-go to Vegas for your next wedding, Elvis will perform it. This was gut busting hilarious, almost believable- a real fun write and so well done -10 for the laughter
Love it! Elvis lives, and so does your poem! It's great.