Stephen Harpers Wife: “Stephen the garbage is full it’s your turn to take it out tonight”
Stephen Harper: There is no proof whatsoever to support that notion that it is “my turn” to take out “My Garbage”. Where is the evidence that supports the theory that this garbage of what you speak is mine, the garbage is not mine, it is somebodies else’s, I never once made garbage and I will not pick it up. The facts are clear I never knew anything about any garbage, perhaps the garbage was created by the garbage man, and he’s the one that filled the garbage can in the house when I wasn’t looking, therefor it should be the garbage man who carries out the garbage that he created. I cannot be held accountable for the garbage that is full. I did not appoint this garbage man to the job; I will not apologize for cleaning up garbage. Therefor I will no longer discuss this issue with you
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The Frantics? The Air Farce? You must have written for those guys! ? This is some of the finest political satire going....just awesome!