At Home At Justin Trudeaus House Comments

Justin Trudeau wife - "Justin, our budgets underperforming again, I thought you promised me we would be back in the black by 2019"

Justin Trudeau - Sophie my Athena of empowering supremacy, I was under mistaken impressions that the house that we bought was in better condition then what it was, but it appears that the previous tenants with their shameless disrespect for Canadian values were too busy cleaning their white sheets and making effigies to burn on immigrant lawns, then they were about the stability of our house. So instead of a projected increased in our value for the deadline I had made, it appears we are going to have to wait until 2051 for anything good to happen to us. But have no fear my embodiment of female empowerment, I will be running long term deficits with emphasis on progressive programs that will please everyone will like but which I cannot simply afford. I'm sure that if I just spend money that I don't have to balance out the debt then everything will just magically balance itself out.
Justin Trudeaus wife - But if you try to solve everything with long term deficits without any fixed resolution with the limited amount of money we have, wont that just create a vicious circle of increasing debt that won't actually fix our house?
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