In the land of whimsy, where laughter's spun,
Lies the World Armpit Farting Championship, begun.
A stage of hues, with lights aglow,
An audience awaits, their excitement to show.
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Is this a real competition, Mervyn? Where does it take place? In any case, I really enjoyed the poem.
You write such lovely detailed personal poems. And then there is this one. All the more reasons to affirm you are not AI. Loved it. It made me smile.