'Brian? '
(eyes firmly on keyboard) 'Ummm, yes? '
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i think if Jesus were still in HIs sepulchre he'd be rolling over in it! and NOT with laughter. it's good to know (now) that at least ONE of Them has a sense of humor. and what about the fish and bread for the 5000? it was on its way to the seaside when the truck was hijacked. [did you know Jesus had a side-business? ]. so that's why Jesus had to make due with a handful of fish and bread. it's a good thing He knew group-hypnosis! ! ! have we gone too far? do i hear thunder in the distance.........getting closer........and closer? CRASH! ! ! ! ! ! : ( SORRY, this is only prose, but it is late and i'm in a hurry. this could be my last chance to...................................
When asked where he got the spoons, Jesus replied, They fell off the back off a truck. I think one was in the process of being sharpened into a shank, or shiv, as it's called in Aramaic.
Those guys are such big babies. So Christ nicked a dead guys wallet and some (Plated) silverware. Now the mass murder etc. is something they should be ashamed of. They admitted to it in some book.
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