Santa comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells Jeeto, 'Get me a beer before it starts.'
His wife, Jeeto, and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, Banta says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.'
Jeeto looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
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