Annual Medical(A Funny Story) Comments

Santa went for his annual physical check up. All of his tests came back with normal results.
His Dr. said, 'Santa, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God? '
Santa replied, 'God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he`s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I`m done.'
'Wow, ' commented Dr., 'That`s incredible! '
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