Oh glorious microwave, how do you heat my soup?
Oh enchanting refridgerator, do you ever wish you weren't so cold?
Oh radient blender, do ice cubes make your blades wear thin?
Oh heavenly waffle maker, have you ever made the perfect waffle?
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on monday my fridge freezer broke down I had to buy a new one yesterday my microwave did the same a new one is arriving this morning so don`t mention washing machines they are only human, archie langford