An Exact Duplicate Poem by Nellie Isabelle Steward Cooper

In very short order I assure you Dr smockter shall appear
with an exact duplicate - of who or what you might ask - of me.... me... me

As in do.. re.. mi, ....me... me... me... you see...an exact duplicate of me... you shall see

Please pardon me for brief a moment as the telephone is ringing....to whom do you wish to speak or communicate... sorry...not here..... Dr Smockter never heard of him....

Anyway.. where were we? ? ? ... when we were so politely interrupted....

Here he comes now and soon u will see... another cute little me..

Everyone gather round because the great Dr Smockter has an important announcement to make:

Hopefully this shall not take toooooo long to make... especially for your sake....

The most recent experiment proved to be a partial success... this sometimes happens, occurs or otherwise takes place in such matters...especially when I am in charge... so to speak....

Drats! ! ! ! ...

Another partial success... but we cannot stand such incompetence and ineptitude - we will not put up with this... another one of your so called 'partial successes.'

Here Hear! ! ! !

But...! ! ! ! !

But what... come on with it... don't quit it... but what.. something comes after the but...at least a tiny tidbit of info...don't give us a naked but alone all by itself... it is very unfair... so unfair... especially to the but

All the duplicates look quite a bit like Dr Smockter...or should I dare say they are an exact duplicate of the famous Dr Smockter.... don't u think this is rather curious...? ? ? ?

Here hear! ! !