An Egg Related Poem Comments

Two eggs, one a large duck egg and his mate, a Chicken Egg, went into a bar. It was very busy so they had to scramble to get to the Counter.
'Hey, you two poachers, or what? ' growled a big guy, banging down his pint.
'No, we're both hard-boiled, and we'll sort you out, fatso, if you don't mind your lip.' cracked the Duck Egg, excitedly.
'Naw, you two's all yeller inside, ' laughed the big guy.
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