Had I been born an alpha male
(For sadly I was not) ,
I'd down my bourbon by the pail,
My chili by the pot.
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I've have rubbed shoulders with a fair few alpha males in my time - your poem captures the persona perfectly. What a fabulous way with words - excellent use of alliteration and rhyme. Astute and hilarious - wonderful stuff! S :)
You are so much fun to read! I echo everything Susan said in her comment - she's absolutely spot on! Oh and... Donald Trump, King Kong and Captain Kirk? Ewwwww! Christine