Gilligan and the Skipper were almost home.
When a great white shark rose out of the sea foam.
It ate Gilligan and the Skipper too.
They gave the shark such a bellyache that he began to turn blue.
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A very cute poem, Lamer. But there really IS (or WAS) an Amphicar, an amphibious automobile that could drive on water. It was out from 1960-1965, and appeared in James Bond films. Former U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson owned one. You can look it up on Wikipedia (complete with photos!)