Alice, a wife who was frigid
When her husband approached became rigid
Till he thought that she'd thawed
When she hissed and she clawed
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Lol. Lovely poem ma'am. It sounds like a joke but marriage broke mistresses spoke and husbands spoke looking for a marriage bespoke
The marriage a mirage filled with rage Wife explained it was menopause Her hormones abandoned her age Husband retorted try soy milk or menopace The lived happily ever after A mistress on the side full of laughter