Alcoholic's Alphabet...Or A A. Poem by Shaun Cronick

A is for Alcohol.
B is for Blood Poisoning.
C is for Champagne.
D is for Dead Drunk.
E is for Emergency Room.
F is for Friday Night.
G is for Green About The Gills.
H is for Help.
I is for Ill.
J is for Jim Bean.
K is for Kamikaze.
L is for Light Ale.
M is for More.
N is for Never Again.
O is for Oh God.
P is for Pink Gin.
Q is for Queasy.
R is for Round.
S is for Sick.
T is for Tequila Sunrise.
U is for Unwell.
V is for Vodka.
W is for Whiskey.
Y is for Y Not.
Z is for Zzzzz!