Air Miles? Comments

Richard, this is both profound and comic genius. I don't mean to suggest the two are incompatible. But I really can relate to this work. I'm usually at the grocery store chain shopping for dinner. Why do some sales agents want to get me planning a trip to the Caribbean? A brilliant write.

Air miles? Could be useful for migratory birds! Plain selling with no free offers much preferred. Good point, Robert. Just the same this side of the pond!