A Woody Morning Comments

Awakening from my irresistible hibernation, I beheld the sparkling morning smiling right at me.
Reluctant to leave the embrace of my mattress; Time whispered the urgency to be prepared for the educative box.
Arising in disgust at my laziness, I took a very slow flight to the cleaning chambers to attend to my royal earth;
Done with such an ethical task, my garments patiently waited for me within my private walls. And soon, my heels received marching orders to the bus station.
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