A Very Very Elaborate Poetry Practical Joke Poem by Shaun Cronick

Can you help?
I need the following in a hurry...
73 Welsh speaking Chinamen.
A Zeppelin.
73 Willian Shakespeare rubber masks.
The complete works of William Shakespeare,
First editions burgundy leather bound of course.
4 loosely nailed crates with eight howler monkeys in each.
And a Sesame Street Big Bird outfit.
It's for a very very elaborate poetry practical joke.
And if you can't get rubber masks, paper will do.