An ordinary show 
In most respects
Exhibits all tidy
Many offering treats and
Chocolate tidbits
“Will you be building a log home, mam? ’’
We, No - Smoky Gray and I, 
Are quizzed and repeatedly
One exhibitionist demonstrates the
Latest gizmo for eliminating leaves from rain gutters
And another, hawks sealants “guaran-tee-d”
To prevent damage
From carpenter bees
“Now, will you be using hand hewn logs or smooth? ” 
He questions
Had we considered, 
The savings that using a
Quality “engineered’ stack stone
May afford us
And
Another merchant quotes us his “best” price
For a huge moose head 
Walking on, 
My left hand cradled in No-Smokey’s right
Suddenly
A young French man
Straight out of a steamy novel
Reaches out for my right
And begins 
Messaging ever so sensate-ly
A silky cream 
Thumbs gently circling in my palm
Explaining his creams had all the right ingredients
In that delicious French accent
Pure enchantment, I mumbled
No-Smoky (with eyes twinkling)    ejaculates: 
Guess that was better than another Milky Way
(Red Faced Smiles, Tennessee
October 30,2006)                
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
 
                     
                
Ooh la la! Fun story.... enjoyed. HG: -) xx