A Simple Guide To Action Movies. Comments

1) Whenever the Bad Guy makes a run for it in a Cop/Buddy movie there are to be no other Police avaliable in the vacinity to help the lead Good Guy's in there pursuit of said villian.
If there are other Officer's within hot pursuit range they must all of a sudden become mentally retarded and think that the best way to drive their vehicles is by ramming them into fire-hydrants or other such NONE MOVING targets.

2) The Lead Actor's stunt double must look NOTHING AT ALL like the Lead Actor.
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