A Sale Of Two Titties Comments

Lovely. Hilarious. Enjoyed the hum

i chuckled throughout i like this!

I had to laugh all the way while reading this, a great little story you created this is most defiently the best poem i have read yet

I had o laugh all the way while reading this, a great little story you created this is most defiently the best poem i have read yet

Stephen, brilliant as always, I suspect everyone else has written something witty, My only contribution can be I went to an auction once and bought a bedpan for half a crown. Hell Knows why I bought it I wasn't geriatric then. Top marks and thanks for sharing this my friend. All the best David

Take the fine comments below this and roll them in one giant ball. Now wasn't that fun? And now that you're done, I guess they about said it all.

a brilliant and funny poem with a laugh in every line.............a masterpiece of poetry and comedy

The Lord Likes it...................best

hi there LOL real great funny stuff...well done a bit ironic too cheers

Ha! Ha! Great poem that had me rolling. I am glad I got to read it before poemhunter removes it from it's sight. They, here have a penchant for removing poems that they deem dirty, in content as well as words. Don't get me wrong, I loved it! Hope you have it saved or copies some where safe. This one was a master piece, no doubt. I easily gave it a tenner! God bless all poets-MJG.

simply wonderful poem parody, yet a marvel in its own style, well penned,10+, thanks for sharing

hey great story stirk..lol...wondered wether i was watchng 'who is your daddy ' (a movie) ...all da time..great fun...auction..i 10++++for making me laugh o l

LOL I loved it... I love poetry that tells stories especially if they are funny!

I found this so very entertaining and laughed all the way through, You have a very vivid imagination, Bawdy and rowdy and oh so funny.A great write

Well, this is a hilarious tale, Stephen, not only well written, but utilizing a great play on words at almost every turn! You have a vivid imagination and a great humorous story telling ability and it simply shines in this wildly humorous poem. Carl.

This is ludicrously funny Stephen. What a fine story-teller you are with an impeccable ear for traditional poetic form. Indeed, you exhibit some of the wit and ingenuity of C J Dennis' 'The Sentimental Bloke'. love, Allie ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Nothing short of hilariously brilliant. What a find! t x

Steve - hilarious as ever - how do you think of these themes? Please tell me there really was an auction like this..... Mark

What the Dickens? ? ? ? A bit long but worth hanging about for.. In fact, excellent bit of word manipulation. I enjoy your twit ('scuse spelling) . George

Loved this humorous tale....you are quite a story teller. Kathleen