A rhinoceros is large because
His behind, gargantuan; just coz,
His eyes myopic- I'm just saying;
Not being a racialist, dismayin'.
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Haha, thanks Kyle I did not know it was Seuss' birthday, though it's possible I saw his name somewhere and it inspired me to write a silly verse, subconsciously! thanks for commenting and telling me. :)
I thought of a whimsical line 2 for this....(please take with copious portions of salt) ....he stands More ground than dandelion fuzz.....I like the whole poem though it reminds one of Dr Suss who's Birthday it was when you wrote this....anyway it made me smile....so I had to tell you.
Glad to know the funny-bone still has a tickle or two! ! ! Loved it.