There was a man in my home town named Mister Chase;
When I went for the mail I walked past his place.
One day the weeds by his house were replaced with straw;
I was unaware of the man's inherent flaw.
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It was such a disgrace to annoy mister Chase, rub his wounds with salt, but it was his fault! People like that are hard to understand. Can't see that you deserved a reprimand...