a fitting pun -
I was misled
the seamstress
was only
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Be glad she didn't take after you with the pinking shears!
'Sew, sew' indeed I am maligned for I'm magnificent and wild. Sew sew is how you are say I. Your needle's blunt without an eye. ..........next verse please Chuck.... tee hee Ruthy; -)
This is brilliant! You're so clever and talented. Warmest regards, CJ Heck
Great write Sir Chuck. I once took wood shop in school, but I found the experience-Very boring! God bless those with a very fitting life-as a tailor-MJG.
Hey....but I shall no longer call you Chollie! You have now advanced to King Chollie, crown and secpter and all that jazz! King of Punsters, though it t'was a toss-up between you and Danny!
Ha ha..... but did she get to thread the needle? ? ; -) HG xx
Chuck, you have the best sense of humor! LOL I enjoyed your wit in this poem! Take care, Beth
Three or four sheets to the wind, keeping me in stitches, this suits me fine, threading through an angled needle of humour that seams to assail when the jib is up. Gregory
Charles, It seams that weave all been ill now - - - you should be sew ashamed ! This short yarn was embroidered with true insanity, and the fabric of it was woven from the threads of complete disregard for your fellow human beings! B.V.A.
as the king said to the poaching hunter, a man after my own hart, Puns are great!
too bad you can't hear me laughing. I have a major case of the sillies today and this is very - ready? - suitable. :)
this is another fun pun.... you keep us coming back for more :) ~ Debbie
Ohhhhhh groan! ! ! (LOL) Surely she kept you on pins and needles...no? LOL...: -) Hugs, Dee
I heard you'd added a few more to your collection... the strong lines and layered puns make this little number a classic - it could only have been fashioned by you Chuck! A fun write to come back to, Justine :)
Very cleverly constructed bit of whimsy...I'll resist piling on the puns :) I look forward to reading more...and pleased to make your acquaintance :) Jack.
I bet that needled you Charles, do you think she was trying to stitch you up? or did you cotton on that she wasn't what she seemed, and thought 'darn it' it doesn't matter anyway. Great write. Loved it. Love Ernestine XXX
Another cool one Chuck...you do have a sense of poetic humour! !