A Devil Of A Job! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

It's not the easiest thing in the
world, being actually a Saint
you know. And, to actually
tell you the God's honest
truth, I've simply always
specifically found it, to
be a real devil of a job.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
1 March 2002.


Author's Remarks:
First published on the stated date but with events in Britain evidently as calamitously delusional as they presently and, also patently, are; I decided to republish it.

Why, you might well ask! Because with utmost cynicism I doubt very much if this is how Kate Middleton views or in actuality even minutely sees her crass plebeian elevation to mortal sainthood.