Wednesday, October 11, 2006

800 Pounds Comments

Rating: 2.8

Two years ago I ruined my life when I got a bride.
She's 6'4' tall and about ten feet wide.
...
Read full text

Randy Johnson
COMMENTS
Jasbir Chatterjee 08 August 2015

Lovely poem! You made my day. It made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing.

1 0 Reply
Ramesh T A 08 August 2015

Marriage with a most awkward woman is wonderfully depicted in this poem as warning to many who are deceived by some means or other in life!

1 1 Reply

Can I just say that you are the funniest poet with the funniest poems I have ever read? Nicely done. <3 Payton

1 2 Reply
Francesca Johnson 11 October 2006

Are you sure she's not a walrus? Does she float? A ten for giving me a hearty laugh, Randy. Love, Fran xx

1 2 Reply
Danny Reynolds 11 October 2006

Sounds like you got a whole lotta Rosie! Danny

0 2 Reply
Close
Error Success