Two years ago I ruined my life when I got a bride.
She's 6'4' tall and about ten feet wide.
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Marriage with a most awkward woman is wonderfully depicted in this poem as warning to many who are deceived by some means or other in life!
Can I just say that you are the funniest poet with the funniest poems I have ever read? Nicely done. <3 Payton
Are you sure she's not a walrus? Does she float? A ten for giving me a hearty laugh, Randy. Love, Fran xx
Lovely poem! You made my day. It made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing.