633. My Train Of Thought Went Missing Poem by Jaden Knight

My train of thought went missing
presumed lost or delayed
notices were put out for its safe return
offering a reward to be paid

It had been hijacked by an old enemy
who wanted half a million bucks
that was for just the engine
at double that for the trucks

Warned me not to be stupid
telling me not to be funny
I would only get it back
once he had received his money

it was about three days later
when he heard the crash of the door
half a million stags poured in
trampling him to the floor

I happily had my property returned
everything all in one piece
hopefully my enemy now has learned
and it is the last time he will try to fleece

My train of thought races down the track
tooting happily without any fear
every one stays away from it
knowing that any attempt would cost them deer