512. Catch The Turkey Poem by Jaden Knight

I want to catch me a turkey
cause I don't want to get thinner
am going to get that feathered thief
coz he has been stealing my dinner

I'll chase him round the garden
with a baseball bat
I have to do the work myself
as I can't rely on the lazy cats

When I get that annoying bird
he'll wish he was never born
I'll roast him until he is tender
on a bed of potatoes and corn

I used to like that turkey
but now it is too late
one thing is 100% certain
he'll steal no more from my plate