209. I'm Off To Plant The Bulb Poem by Jaden Knight

Three days ago my car broke down
it is now receiving therapy to help it mend
it's only allowed to drive on straight roads now
to help prevent it going round the bend

My mate's cat attacked my pc
now I won't let it in the house
he says he was doing what's natural
and it wanted to play with my mouse

My sword was always so blunt
it always preferred to be nude
it was always straight to the point
and that's why he's considered so rude

My space craft keeps getting so lonely
it misses the mother ship
but now it has got mechanical arms
to help it get a grip

My stone horse has been put down
he's too heavy to give a toss
complains that he has got bigger problems
like how to get rid of moss

That is enough of my problems
I know they can't be solved
I've just turned out the light
and now I'm off to plant the bulb