The problem is, 
Not the oil, 
Not the heat, 
Not the surface, 
The problem is, 
How do I flip this egg, 
On the sidewalk.                
Sounds pretty hot your way Juan - as for your egg, keep it sunny side up!
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Ha ha ha, I like it! any bacon to go with those eggs? ? ?