There once lived an old man in france, 
Who taught children to dance, 
Once he had a nightmare; 
That he was eating a shoe, 
He wokeup with a start, 
And found himself, 
Eating a shoe! 
And the villagers nick-named him shoe!                
What a funny little poem, I enjoyed it greatly. Sort of called up my early memories.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
 
                     
                
Ha ha ha... Nice.. Funny, Weird, Funny, Cool, Weird, and Weird again... A Shoe man... Original. I like it.