We the undersigned have been requested
to issue the following statement on behalf of
Santa Claus Franchises Inc in the light of
recent serious allegations:
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It's about time we had this disclaimer! Now we can...well, what CAN we do now? Glad I caught this one. I remember in MAD Magazine, a kid called him 'Sandy Claws'...
I like that, Max, it's mythopoeic... 'Sandy Claws, Avenger from the Ocean of Goodwill'...