Ogden Nash Comments

Anyone remember the poem about esso and inexpensive car tires? Please. Help with name of poem!

I am looking for a poem about a birtday

I am looking for a poem about a guy who is complaining about his girlfriend always being late. It ends with the line we'll be the oldest couple to get there if we ever do

I am looking for a poem about a guy complaining about his girlfriend only fault is always being late

I'm searching for an Ogden Nash birthday poem, one of whose lines is (or is something like) " May all your divorces be good divorces" and the word divorces rhymes with the word " horses" on a prior line. my email address is horowitz.mikejgmail, and I'd be much grateful to anyone who can help. Thnx - MH

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I want the words to the poem about Mr. Schenback, a cautious man who went to and back.

Where is SO PENSEROSO, please, his, the original...dying on the vine here...

I'm trying to remember the whole poem that ends with the lines: Alright, you spartans who build and delve You waste eight hours, and I'll waste twelve.

I'm looking for a poem about some people are always early and others are always late. It ends with the idea that they always marry each orher.

Bubby 1950 road

To Dale Robert . I think it's the poem about the Juliper in the Manger

I’m looking for a poem about the trial of a man who killed his wife because she never ordered cocktails at a party, but always took half of his. The conclusion, the judge’s wife was found dead. The ice pick in her neck was a priceless heirloom.\

I like fornite fornite is the best game no cap

Whatare the words he wrote about the parsnip?

What are the words to Ogden Nash’s poem about November

One Nash poem that I especially loved and have not been able to find on line (nor do I know the title) was about hating the sinner but loving the sin. (The sins in question were gluttony, drink and.) He described three improbably ghastly fellows who suffered from the sin, and reflected that " if one had to sin...." and concluded, " Consider now how fortunate am I Who loathe the sinner yet who loves the sin."

No sun - no moon! No morn - no noon - No dawn - no dusk - no proper time of day. No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease, No comfortable feel in any member - No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds! - November! Thomas Hood

I've loved his poems since 7th grade and I'm 86 now and entertain my great-grandkids with them. I love how tthey giggle and ask for more.

I have seen different versions of Ogden Nash's Next! Does anyone know why there are different versions?