Kori Haffmun Poems

It's that time of life
When you are totally bored
you just sit around and wait for something to happen
or you make your own fun
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I am like
a word on a piece of paper
that guy whose cell-phone rings
the scary parts of some horror movie
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Someone once said
Smile or Die
It was kinda a weird saying
It scared me too
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It starts
You know
That little itch
On your butt
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Sam I am
Not
Likes to trot
With her horses
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My nose is special
Yes, I know
It's slightly retarded
You can tell by the way I blow
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I like to read
I like to look at pictures
If you ever put those to subjects to gether you get a
COMIC BOOK
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Why cant you write (sometimes about)
Fudge,
Angle Side Side hole in the Wall,
Male sex organ,
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Little Dogs
Are very cute
Little Dogs
Are very anoying
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The yellow twinkie
As we know
Is close to hell on Earth
But it stays conveniently low
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