I was born a free former but now I live to rhyme
I awoke upstairs and you weren't there
I threw on my shorts and went downstairs
Making me some coffee in your underwear
Your back was turned and shoulders bare
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I don't get a boner anymore when we kiss
It's one of those things you forget you miss
Until you're sitting alone drinking your coffee
Wondering why you're so God damn unhappy
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You told me to Go to Hell
And walked out of my life
Said you never loved me
You love to twist the knife
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Been building a big rocket in my backyard
The neighbors are all calling me a retard
I don't give a damn if they think I'm a loon
I'm going up there and blow up the Moon
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I stare at the ceiling and watch the fan spin
Thoughts of you like always come creeping in
Sounds of your laughter echo through my head
It's just the sad remnants of a love that is dead
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