Kevin Crinks Biography

He's just too 'touchy feely'
He gets too close to me
He gets a kiss from all the girls
From six to eighty three
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Don't waste your time calling my name
I'm far too busy to play your game
I'm sniffing a dog's bum and it's doing the same
Cos I'm a dog: and that's what dogs do
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Praise and thanks to God in heaven
Source of being, life and power
Who has given Brother Sun
To light the world each passing hour
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A vision to behold, the Vicar’s wife
Her hair and figure, complexion too
Her presence enhances this parish’s life
For women like her are tragically few
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Gordon Brown, hated by some
Not a good leader, he sits on his bum
Like Tony Blair he's got funny hair
Wears a big frown, Gordon Brown
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