Kelvin Rush Biography

You keep on asking as if we're blessed
There are no answers for us to digest
Man has no insight to the meaning of life
It's futile and full of pain and strife
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An old timid tiger from Harrow
Would shake at the site of a sparrow
His friends laughed with glee
As he shot up the tree
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There once was a Chinese waiter
Who wouldn't serve a hungry alligator
There were punches and kicks
And flying chopsticks
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There once was a nit called Ted
Who lived on a receding head
When the hair disappeared
It wasn't as bad as he feared
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There once was a fly called Sam
Who got stuck in a pot of jam
He was tougher than most
But got spread on toast
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