It is in 70% of our UK homes
It appears in every court in every town
You sometimes see it above a posh shop
It has no word in English below or atop
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For some scientists think you should not be there
For in the universe you are a freak
Yet you appear every day and every week
You revolve around us awaiting the night you seek
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She delighted in the warm sun, the breeze
Blowing gently between her golden locks and curl
Her wide blue eyes beckoned broadly
Beaming the innocence of a ten year old girl
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I went to an all- boys Grammar School
Modelled, no doubt, on a watered-down version of Eton
You did not get in by your parent's wealth or class
Although you had to sit the eleven plus and pass.
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It started as a wink
A flirt and a shared link
Too far away too remote
Too distant you did not get my vote
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