John Gabriel

Blood is thicker than water until a family inheritance
more often than not it will quickly become quite diluted
love among a family should forever have deep roots
but that love will suddenly change and come polluted
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Best friends are like stars on a cloudy night
you may not see them but you know they are always there
through thick or thin theirfriendship will always shine bright
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If love is truly free
well that's all right with me
I need a woman who's real fine
but I'm down to my last dime
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How I hate to have a booger without any tissue
it always ends up causing me such a big issue
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Some friends will touch your life along the way
but only a true friend will touch your heart
no matter if they’re by your side or far apart
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Sweetheart, sweetheart I’ve been thinking
what can keep your butt from stinking
soap and water not enough
scrub your butt in the tub
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Poor old Mr. Crow slowly walking down the road
you can’t use your wings because you’ve gotten too old
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People will always call you the blonde bombshell
with cherry red lips that smiled with so much passion
those pretty blue eyes still capture the hearts of so many
the way you walked and moved will always be in fashion
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My heart gave a sudden sigh for those eyes of blue
more beautiful than the deep blue skies
It was love at first sight for this old fool
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I buy my clothes from the secondhand store
I’ll pay a dollar or two but never more

I don’t care that others laugh at my fashion
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Mr. Rooster do you know just how lucky you are
when it comes to the barnyard you are the star
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Oh how I learned to really love Friday night
a break from my long hectic work week plight
and Saturday brings me that same delight
but Sunday evening I’ll get that same old fright
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Oh how I really miss you being around
Your long blonde hair or was it brown

I’m so sorry I didn’t put the toilet seat down
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I brought you home beautiful flowers and candy
You were in bed with my best ex-friend Randy

I forgave you and loaned you my brand new car
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If I say that I’m sorry will you dry that last tear
Just get yourself some tissue and hand me a beer
We can talk tomorrow why you think I’m a jerk
And don’t forget my dinner before you go to work
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God bless our soldiers the brave and true
there to defend the red, white and blue

A warm thank you they all deserve
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You should of seen the huge fish that I caught
for over an hour it struggled and fought

In all honesty thou I took my time
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A faded picture of you inside my head
with a broken heart I take to bed
the time you left me the time I dread
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Mother Nature’s fury can bring much harm
but it’s man who truly gives me such alarm

Love thy neighbor has fallen out of grace
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