I share a tiny skanky apartment with Adrian, who is my lover. I'm doing a degree in photography which is bloody tiring. Joanna made me get this.
There once was a man called Fry,
Who was quite a curious bi.
He'd have all the men,
But now and again,
...
Everytime I go in the kitchen,
I just get the shakes
It turns me on when I hear the noise that the microwave makes.
And when I'm making dinner,
...
I wish I was born in the 80's
Like the Calvin Harris song
Because I love Mr. Slattery
Is the age difference so wrong?
...
My hands have turned into
churning serpents slinking slackers wiggling
wormers up and down forgetful forwards
and forwards fingertipping the lipping inside the clues of that bubble
...