In radio, an 'Indiscreet Episode' is when you say a word or play a song that is bound piss off the FCC. You mark in a log what the offensive word was and when you committed this grievous sin.
My life is one big indiscreet episode, as I speak before considering who I might offend.
It's easy to fall for a poet
But once it's happened, look out
Some days you're up on a pedestal
Every other you're filled with self-doubt
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She calls her old dog, Henry
And together they frequent the park
Where she ponders the man that's oft brooding
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A convent, I tell you
That's where I'm headed
At least the sisters
Have a really good answer
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Three young men leave the bar laughing
A forth sits alone on the curb
A six pack of beer is beside him
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