(hi my name is greg hillier and i like to write comedy poems, so i hope u like them, i learned aboute this site from my cousin trevor adams.
It was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was p*ssed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works
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why cant i erase you from my head
the one who stole my soul
the one who weighed me down
and let me drown
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