You can count on me to hold my tongue
I will never ever do you wrong.
No-one can ever call me a liar,
...
I took a snapshot of my little tot
then gently lifted her out of her cot
she was like a feather in my arms,
and oh how I fell for those baby charms.
...
Ron, you were to me all a brother could be,
your friendship and memory will always be a part of me. The happy days we spent together are gone, forever lost in time,
but the memories will linger, they will always be mine.
When I was young you used to take me to the flicks, on our way home you would buy me fish and chips, and Ron the times you fixed my tie for school
...
WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT A WIFE.
She will care for you throughout your life.
She cooks, washes and irons your clothes,
and does a thousand other chores.
...
Bush and Blair, oh what a pair
they have brought the world
to the edge of despair.
The battles were decisively won
...
She walked towards me down our street
my fluttering heart missed a beat
My throat went dry I felt oh so shy
and my knees began to knock
...
Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the cheeks,
But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks.
Yea, I gotta wait so long I swear……………
...
I had a date, but in the rain I let her wait.
She was a ravenous beautiful creature,
deserving of me, for I had caught her eye.
The thought of her waiting especially for me
...
.
Mother you left us eleven years ago
we were all so saddened to see you go.
...
War is a battle one cannot win.
Win or lose you are committing a sin
In war there are no victorious winners.
The participating parties are the sinners
...
The youth of today but not all I may say,
have no integrity or moral principles.
They have no qualms about who they insult
...
Mr Bush why the rush to bomb Irak
do you dream about those words attack attack attack
Stop and think about the innocents and the newborn
...
Gazing through the window at the rain
I wondered from where the rain came.
Then a voice said to me ‘It’s sucked up from the sea,
or do you believe that old wives tale that it is angels wee.
...
He is my best friend
a pal on who I can depend.
We are always together,
I love him in a funny sort of way
...
Along came the plane
It was not flying low
Waiting to release its lethal load.
On unsuspecting people below.
...
She lay safe in my arms
her eyes closed in sleep,
I gazed at her beautiful features
to me they are certainly unique.
...
Three little letters a simple anagram of raw,
but the outcome is Death Devastation, Sorrow.
For the thousands of innocents massacred,
there is no tomorrow.
...
Oh what a web of deceit
world leaders do weave.
The words they say they would
have us believe.
...
I will eventually fill this space.)
' The Dominant Woman '
You can count on me to hold my tongue
I will never ever do you wrong.
No-one can ever call me a liar,
No-one can say I’ve dragged their name through the mire.
I can never be accused of slander or libel,
I could never ever swear on the bible
You could reveal your innermost secrets to me,
knowing that forever and a day,
your secrets are with me to stay.
But my partner she is very different you see,
she enjoys manipulating me.
She loves the acclaim the adulation,
the correct verbal pronunciation.
I have no life I’m shoved away when not needed.
I am like so many of her other things.
She’s the one who pulls the strings.
What the hell, you may shout
what on earth is this poem about
My partner is a ventriloquist
she has complete control over me.
For I am the dummy that sits on her knee.