Fruit Salad Biography

I like eating baguettes.
I married one.
My friends are crazy.
So am I.
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Bacon Lettuce-Tomato,
I don't like you.
How dare you slander my name.
Fruit salad is delicious and I won't allow you
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A big spider, I am scared.
A big spider, I am scared.
the four legs and eight eyes,
the four legs and eight eyes,
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