Larry Shufflebottom

I love minivans

I love minivans
They rust like cans
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My turtle Fred, he is not dead. He lives in his shell. When he does die I guess he will smell.
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my boat sank. my mind is very blank
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Lambsauce, you are the boss. Gordan can't find you, You taste like emu
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With my truck, I hit a buck. See my truck, You must. My truck, It has some rust. My truck is squatted, and my shoelaces are triple-knotted.
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Jesus is the light
He is so bright
He saved our sins
With His limbs
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Built upon my broken back,
Upon a broken shore.
Stretching out beyond the sea,
And past the open door.
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Jesus is light, Jesus is bright.
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yo amo mis zapatos
me dan la tristeza
son marrones y manchados
Es posible que los zapatos tuvieran puntos
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Mike Jacobson, He is a great person. He's always been a great friend, He always thinks ahead. Mike always liked writing, me and mike went late night riding. Mike is cool, He stayed in school.
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Did you hear, Did you hear about the Teddy Bear? His hair very fluffy, His nose very stuffy. So I got him some tissues, from then on we never had issues. He knows how to be funny, while he still has money. He gives to the poor, He deserves an award.
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Androids are very disgusting. They smell musty androids have bad-quality they look like a koala tree. I LIKE SWEET CORN AND GREEN BEANS
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the watsons went to Birmingham, and I ate some jam with ham
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Bri Bri be free, Go sing just be free. I like peas
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The Capybara Way
Meet the friendly capybara
Rodent large without a care, a
Chill companion, friend to all, for
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Roses are red, violets are blue I love my dog more than I like you.
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For Billy's hard work, he earned his dogs
Ann and Dan weren't just dogs
More than dogs they were they were friends
I couldn't count how many coons they treed
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I love lent
My car has a dent
Have you seen it
As it is the time for prayer
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You see my purse, that means I'm first
I need a sodie to quench my thirst
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I love Febreeze
I'm eating cheese
I might have to freeze
I think that is mold on my cheese
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