I only really started writing poetry properly about 3 years ago. It was all a misunderstanding. A friend asked me to read some of my poetry at a magazine launch evening. And I forgot to say no. So I ended up having to write enough poems to fill a 20 minute set.
And then I was bitten by the bug.
Since then I must have written over 500 poems. Sounds a lot - but most of them are very short. My shortest poem so far is 8 letters. And I still think it's a bit flabby.
I write under a couple of different identities as well as under my own name. These are:
The Gorilla Poet - mainly kid's poetry
http: //www.gorillapoet.com
The Guerrilla Poet - poetic vandalism
http: //www.guerrillapoet.com
I also occasionally read my poetry on BBC radio shows. And I write poetry live on air every couple of weeks on my local breakfast radio show.
To top it all off, I'm running a project to get British schoolchildren to write poetry for a book that will raise money for charity. I've got a bunch of cool celebrities on board as well - and hopefully this year it will earn a few thousand pounds for good causes.
http: //www.poemsforpudsey.com
I’ve never been to a poetry reading before
Are there candles and joss-sticks to garnish the floor?
Or would these combustible hazards, in fact,
Contravene a new European Fire Safety Act?
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I’m supposed to be a poet
But the words come so slow it
Just puts me to shame.
Should I give up this game
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When God made the pigeon
There was one extra bit
In his do-it-yourself
Build-a-pigeon kit
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Once, I used to dream of being free.
Of having the time to be me.
To bury my head in brilliant books
To try cooking food by celebrity cooks
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